Cow Tipping

Having spent a good few days up the mountain with a dairy farmer I can now dispell a common urban myth about Cow Tipping.
For those of you who don't know what this is..
Cow Tipping
Sneeking into a Cow field at night. Cows sleep standing up, so you creep up to a sleeping cow then pushing it over. Laugh alot then run away.
I personally have never done this, it just gets mentioned on drunken nights in the countryside. I don't know anybody who has claimed to do it.
However...
According to my Dairy Farmer friend its all a load of rubbish, as cows sleep lying down and only for 15 minutes per day.

So next time you find yourself drunk in a cow field, don't bother attempting to push a cow, you'll look silly.

Long Live The Cows
Chris