Wednesday, May 31, 2006

The Mountains Are Calling.


We have spent the last 6 1/2 months on or near the beach. We have both aged 10 years through sun damage, and I have just about run out of things to entertain me on the beach.
In 4 days time we will be beginning the snow side of our trip when we fly to New Zealand. Our ski kit *should* be arriving in the post any day soon and we will pretty much head to Mt Hutt for the first day of ski season on June 10th. We will then hopefully have non stop skiing until 30th June when we trek back up to Auckland for our flight back out to the French Polyonesian isalnds for a well earned recover session back on the beach for 3 weeks.
Then its straight back on it as we head to the Andes to ski some of the highest hills in the world in Chile and Argentina for as long as our budget lasts, or Sam can pull a 360 out of a halfpipe.
The snow in the Andes is pretty much guarenteed as we are there in the depth of their winter, and apparently Mt Hutt (NZ) has already loads of the white stuff from good snow falls since April. The two photos here are of Mt Hutt.
So prepare for my boring tales of bording instead of surfing.
Ski Hiel !
Chris

The West Motor Inn Hotel


Though we have stayed in some fabulous places in Fiji, in between we had to stay in a budget hotel called The West Motor Inn. It's a fairly clean place and good value for money but it is potentially the worst place I've ever stayed in. You might be thinking, why if it's clean and cheap?
Well, I'll tell you why. The place makes me want to slit my wrists open!!!! Yeah that's why!! The staff look as suicidal as they make me feel, they make everything as difficult as they possibly can, they shuffle around the place like zombies, they don't have a polite word in them...IT IS THE MOST DEPRESSING HOTEL IN THE WORLD!!!!
To top it off the dinning/bar area has been decorated by some psychotic interior designer/evil hypnotist mind buster who could not have made the place more bleak and drainned of life if he tried. The music also plays a part in the evil plan to destroy its guests mentally and emotionally. I swear the carefully selected elevator music they play, when played backwards says "Somebody give me a bottle of pills so that I can end it all now!". This place is a dive, I'd rather sleep in a bed bug infested bed than spend another minute in the gastly place.
In a nutshell: Don't stay at the West Motor Inn, Fiji.

Castaway Island


Setting off on our giant bright yellow Awsome Fiji Adventures Catamaran around the Mamanuca Islands, we worried that we had chosen the right Island to visit for the day. Castaway caught our attention because of the name but also because of the restriction to only 15 visitors on the resort per day. As we passed the beautiful Treasure Island, Mana Island, Bounty Island (home to Celebrity Love Island) and many more, we worried that Castaway might not be as nice as the one's we had rejected. 1 hour at sea and a little boat picked us up from the cat and took us ashore...of the MOST BEAUTIFUL Island your mind could ever dream up. It was amazing!
A green tropical raiforested mountain wore a white skirt of sand which danced on the bluest see we've ever seen. We were greeted by a fijian band, wearing colourful clothes and struming at their guitars and their vocal chords they welcomed us.
The island was fringed by a colourful and rich reef that we explored for over and hour and didn't tire of, and then a bottle of white wine and catch of the day awaited us for lunch. After lunch a little relaxing, and then Chris joinned the Fijian resort guys in beating a group of New Zealanders at beach volley ball.
They had to prise us away from the Island with wet eyes when the cat returned. It was the most beautiful place we've ever seen, and we have already promised to go back and stay on the island next time.

Now on to the next adventure, Sydney for 2 days and then New Zealand!

P.S. There are days when you have to wash with a bucket and all your clothes need a wash when you are travelling, but then there are days when you feel like a celebrity and on Castaway we had one of those days.

I Forgot To Mention........The End Of The World



Last Tuesday I was chillin' in my hammock, and Sam in hers. The 30 degree heat was proving bearable in the light breeze drifting off the South Pacific Ocean. There wastn't a cloud in the sky until a dark haze appears dulling the light on my Stephen King book. Looking up towards the sun (don't do that at home kids) I see a gigantic black circle has formed around the sun, on its outline is circlular rainbow. Pretty scary sight. I think back to the many thousand of national geographic magazines i have read in my time (uhhmm..) and can't think about ever hearing about this. I fall out of my hammock and laze over to Sam to point out that I think the Sun has finally exploded and in approximatley 8 minutes planet earth is going to explode just after we all get fried into a fine black dust.
Sam opens one of her eyes, squints at the sun, agrees then says "Oh well, Its been fun" I agree, order a Fiji beer and slump back into my hammock to watch the end of the world, content that I couldn't watch it from a better place having had the best last 7 months of my life.
I did consider hiding in the lagoon, but that meant getting up again. I also took a photo just in case my camera survived and the next generation of intelligent life could work out what happened.
8 minutes later and we were still alive, I leaned over to look at Sam, she gave me a nod and I returned to victory sign. We live to see another day.
Chris
P.S Surprisingly the photo came out abit, but the black circle isn't a black in the photo.

Monday, May 29, 2006

Such A Bad Daughter

Here is Chris renmembering all his family members birthdays, and I can't even remember my own dads!
Dad, I just want to say that whenever your birthday was or is going to be... I think of you every day so it doesn't matter but Happy Birthday.
Chris just barfed but I really do mean it.
Love you and miss you,

Samantha xxxxxxxxxx

Happy 21st Birthday Tracey!!

We were stuck in never never land on Saturday, but we thought of you celebrating with a bottle or five of wine, so we sank a few fiji beers and raised a toast. Hope you had a great day, and give a big hug and kiss to Kate from Sam and I, and a big manly hug to Derek.
Lots of Love
Chris & Sam

Kava Night

The last few tourists we ever saw told us about Kava, the local Fijian drug which is grown all over the mountains. Interesting.
Sam & I are following Nasseem down a train track to go and see a cave.
In the middle of a conversation about Fijian football I see my opportunity and ask him about Kava. His eyes light up and he says we will drink it tonight.

That night after dinner we get invited into the family bure where Cea is sat on the floor, a big bowl between her legs and a bag of white powder in her left hand. Interesting.
Feeling as though we shouldn't all get drugged up without a reason or meaning we ask how it is made and why it is taken.
It's made by crushing up the root of a plant, the result of which is the 'given' to the sun for drying. When dry you place the powder in a rag and pour water over it to make a kind of dirty underpants colour washing up water. Then you neck it.
They drink it at weddings, funerals, parties, etc.... The fact that they drink it at weddindgs makes Sam feel a whole lot better about participating in the ceremony, and she agrees to go first.

Cea blesses the water and then instructs us to clap once before recieving it, say "Bula" to everyone and drink it in one, then clap 3 more times.
3 liters later and our mouths are totally numb. The fijians seem nervous about drinking anymore and get back to the local beer. I think the amount of beer I drank that night may of clouded any effects the Kava was supposed to have, but I do know that I slept very well. Interesting.
Chris

Parent Disclaimer : In no way is Kava supposed to be addictive, dangerous, hallucinogenic, or brain altering. It is a tradition thing to do so that makes everything OK. Bring on Colombia! Only Joking ;)

P.S. We Came To Fiji

In a cloud of dust the taxi skidded to a halt outisde a dirt covered shack with a 'Tourist Information' sign above it. We and our 45 kilo bags clumbered out to the feet of a purple saari wearing lady who beconned us inside. Five minutes later she had convinced us in a shouty kind of way that the beautiful resort we had planned to go to; wasn't by the beach, was too expensive, dirty, and had bad food and weather.
As we handed over our $140 fijian dollars to stay at "her recommended" resort she and her friend burst into laughter. I think we have been stitched up.
45 Minutes later and the Sun Beam Express bus screeches to a halt on the side of a deserted road, the driver points at us so we assume this is our stop. Again, we stand in a cloud of dust with our rucksacks at our feet looking completely lost. We haven't seen another tourist for the last 2 hours, and we don't yet know that we are not going to see another for the next 3 days!
When we were in Oz we complainned about this kind of thing not happenning any more, we didn't want to be organised, we wanted to be ripped off and lost. Reminding ourselves of this we climbed onto our rucksacks and dragged ourselves across the road and down the only visible dirt track. We soon arrived in a village square of dust and long stares surrounded by 4 shacks. One selling Kava (the local fijian drug), another selling petrol, and the last two selling strange fruit and dirty old men.
Through the dust and flies appears a rusty bent Nissan with taxi written on the side. We jump in and tell the driver the name of our "resort", he hummmms and errrs about taking us there as the road is too bad. $4 extra later and we are heading alond a goat ridden lane. We are dreading what we've let ourselves get into, and are angry with ourselves that after 4 months in Asia we didn't see this scam coming. We feel we've been booked into hell instead of paradise.
30 Minutes later and we arrive...in Paradise!!!

The place is stunning, however cleary owned by the purple saari wearing tourist operators father.
There are 3 traditional fijian bures (huts) set on a green grass slope down to a white sand beach falling away into the clearest blue coral laiden reef fringed lagoon. The most obvious thing about paradise is that it's all ours. Clearly nobody else is stupid enough to agree to come somewhere they have no idea about. We are waited upon hand and foot with 3 delicious meals a day, afternoon teas, and all included in the price. All the food is grown fresh around us. Bizu the cow provides the milk:

While Cea walks out to the reef with a stick to catch octopus:

There is a fridge full of Fiji beer, and hammocks to sleep and read in the whole day long...after a great nigh sleep in our bure we agree to stay 4 more nights.
For the next 4 days we have the whole place to ourselves, and possibly some of the most relaxed days of our lives.

Sunday, May 21, 2006

Sams Even Wierder..

Sam says many things that make me burst out with uncontrollable laughter in the most public of places.
We had a classic last night while sitting by the conveyor belt eating in a Sushi Bar.

Sam: "I feel a bit ill"

Me: "Oh no, what? Too much to drink?"

Sam "No, it feels like travell sickness"

Me (with confused face): "huhh?"

Sam (As she spins around on her stool to face away from the moving food) "Yeah - its this conveyor belt moving all the time making me feel sick"

It may of been a 'funny at the time thing' but it had me in stitches for the rest of the night.....

Strange Travelling Phenomenon

We worked something really odd out today when they weighed our bags at the airport (we flew Cairns to Brisbaine). It seems that in the time we have been travelling Chris has lost about 10 kilos, this is probably normal because of the change in diet and the outdoor living. However an eerie feeling dawned on us today at the airport check-in desk, whilst Chris has lost about 10 kilos...his bag has gained about 10 kilos. Ooooooohhhhh weird!
Maybe the bag is slowly gobbling Chris up and when I come home I'll have a stick thin husband with a 50 kilo backpack.
I on the other side am having a different experience. My rucksack and I are both gaining weight at the same time!!!!

Over and out,

Sam x

P.S. Chris claims the excess weight is my toiletries but it could be the small library he now seems to be carrying around.

Saturday, May 20, 2006

Our Australian Campervan Trip

This is very boring, I wouldn't reccomend reading it. It is for my benefit so we remember where we traveled in our campervan. If you do read it you may drop dead of boredom, although if you are our mums and dads you will probably whip out the map of Oz and plot our route.

P.S I have no idea why there is a big gap below. If you are one of my computer friends and know why can you tell me.
Thanks
Chris







































CITY ARRIVAL KM DEPART KM
Sydney 0 0
Kiama 174 207
Congo N.P 407 407
Mimosa Rock N.P 535 535
Noojee 1123 1136
Melbourne 1302 1302
Hammond Rd C.G 1463 1463
Princetown 1622 1622
Lake Colac 1769 1769
Lorne 1835 1858
Avalon BP Station 2017 2017
Koo-wee-rup 2157 2157
Yanakie 2374 2374
Wilson Promontary 2413 2413
Paradise Beach 2626 2626
Lakes Entrance 2767 2767
Scruby Creek 3060 3060
Conjola 3390 3390
Jervis Bay 3347 3486
Sydney 3681 3681
Catti N.P 3762 3762
Munmorah N.P 4004 4047
Newcastle 4123 4404
Seal Rocks 4683 4749
Paddies Lookout 5055 5055
Yamba 5230 5251
Lennox Head 5412 5467
Burliegh Heads 5596 5641
Caboolture 5816 5816
Noosa 5896 5997
Petrie Park 6143 6143
Sydney 3681 3681
Hervey Bay 6206 6206
Marlborough 6732 6732
Airlie Beach 7223 7223
Cairns 8100 8100

What to do - You decide....

We gave ourselves 3 weeks to sell the van. It took 2 days. We now have 2 1/2 weeks of nothing to do in Cairns - the rainy city. Having spent 4 days in bars and wondering around aimlessly in sold heaven we are now bored.
Here are our options. Help us decide.

Option A
Travel down to Brisbane for 2 nights.
Fly from Brisnane to Fiji
Stay in Fiji for 1 week.
Fly back to Brisbane.
Fly to Sydney
Spend a knock out weekend in Sydney with Patrick Mead & Andy.
Fly to New Zealand on Sunday 3rd June as planned.

Option B
Hire a car and drive to Cape Tribulation for a day.
Book a Champagne Ballon Flight trip over the Cairns Mountains.
Fly from Cairns to Sydney.
Spend a knock out weekend in Sydney with Patrick Mead & Andy.
Flight to New Zealand 1 week early to get some more skiing in.

Option C
Fly from Cairns to Alice Springs.
Do a 3 day Ayres Rock trip.
Fly to Adelaide.
Catch a bus from Adelaide to Sydney.
Spend a knock out weekend in Sydney with Patrick Mead & Andy.
Fly to New Zealand as Planned on 3rd of June.

Please help us decide - be quick. If it helps - Option B is cheapest, then A, then C most expensive.

Laters
Chris & Sam

P.S Patrick Mead & Andy - we are coming to your for the weekend - you better plan a knock out weekend in Sydney.

Holiday book review

Haven't had a huge amount of time to read but more than we would have had if we were working, so we felt intellectual and decided to do a review of what we've read so far:

Fast Food Nation
What it's about: It takes you from the beginnings of the fast food industry to present day, giving you an insight into the politics of this massive multi-billion dollar business and it's links to the government (mostly the amenrican government). It also enlightens you on what goes on at the abertouires and at the other end of the counter, has shocking facts such as that a fast food establishment is most likely to be robbed by a fast food emloyee. It builds up in a sophisticated way to tell you about the poor quality of fast food and the dangers associated with eating it, here's a quote about burgers "there's shit in it"!!! Chris and I hate fast food anyway but this really put us off for good.
Rating: ****

Corporate Confidential
What it's about: A mature ex-HR consultant tells the truth about company politics without pulling any punches. It's what you've suspected all along but never allowed yourself to believe such as a)Taking too much holiday in one go doesn't go down well, b) Making your desk too personal isn't seen as proffessional, and c) Feeling or even looking tired/ill is seen as a sign of weakness regardless of wether you've been up all night with a newborn!
It's a great book but pretty shocking and maybe a little too hartless...but probably true.
Rating: ***

Doc
What it's about: This is a true story about a GP in a mostly mormon community who abuses that doctor-patient blind trust, and abuses hundreds of women unknowingly. This is one of the best books I have read because of the amount of emotion it evokes, it makes you feel sick and angry and vengeful but it makes you feel and think and that's what makes a brilliant book to me. It is SHOCKING, and when I read this I wanted to strangle the absolute psychopath in it. Read it when you feel stable or you'll have nightmares!
Rating: *****

Whiteout (Ken Follet)
What it's about: This is a fiction story about a dedly virus in a lab that has the potential of killing millions of people. Yeah you might think you've seen it and heard it all before in films like "Outbreak" and you probably have, but it doesn't stop this being a real page turner. Chris and I where glued to his one, it's compulsory reading.
Rating: *****

The Face of Fear(Dean Koontz)
What it's about: An ex pro-climber who has visions becomes connected to a serial killer, except the serial killer finds out- oh oh...
A chase thriller, it's as intense as most of old Dean's books and it has you hooked except some of it was a little too weird for Chris and I have to admit that once I got to the end I had to spend about ten minutes working out who was who again!
Good but not one of Mr Kontz's best
Rating: ****

Dolores Claiborne (Stephen King)
What it's about: A woman called Dolores Claibourne who is accused of murdering her employer (a rich old lady with a sick and twisted mind). It is written in the most unusual way I have ever encountered, the whole thing is just Dolores herself giving her statement to the police who have come to arrest her for murder. None of the other characters speak in the whole book, it is GENIUS! And Dolores herself has the most colourful language and analogies I have ever heard. I LOVED this book, it's unique!
Rating: *****

GUT Reactions
What it's about: It's about burping, farting and pooing. I bought it to find out more about IBS and thinks like that ( I realise I'm bearing my soul here but you try eating Thai food for 3 months!!!)
Rating: ** (Not too fussed but it served a purpose I guess)

The Damaged Done
What it's about: A true story about a man who was caught smuggling drugs in Bangkok and was jailed in "The Bangkok Hilton" possibly the WORSE prison in the World. It is a shocking story and made me evaluate my initial "he deserved it" verdict once I had finished. It's writen by the guy himself who at times seems frustrated because he doesn't have the writing ability to convey his suffering, but none the less it was a hit.
Rating: ***

The Girl in the Picture:
What it's about: The true story of a vietnamese girl who survived a horrific napalm attack during the Vietnam War. Tears will roll down your face if you read this. It was probably more potent because we read it in Saigon.
Rating: ***

I'm reading the Selfish Gene at the moment but if you have any great recommendations then please post a comment for us.

Cheers,

Sam

Wednesday, May 17, 2006

Sell Hell

It was a simple plan. Buy a van in Sydney and sell it in Cairns.
We had good advice from several dealers in Sydney who told us that Cairns was the place to sell the because it has a new outdoor car market, and travellers fly to sunnier Cairns at this time of year.

We arrived three days ago to a cyclone damaged, grey, tropical stormy Cairns. It felt like one of out winters days, dark and grey and we found ourselves in a dire situation. The car market had shut down & hundreds of desperate travellers wondered the rain soaked streets looking for spaces on noticeboards to post their adds to entice non-existant backpackers before their flights home.
After talking to sellers in week three of trying to sell their vehicles we found people slashing their prices to less than half, our plan wasn't so simple anymore.
But we were enthusiastic and printed dozens of adds, flyers and posters which we plastered on every notice board, and we approached any strangers that loitered near the boards (mostly turned out to be other sellers though). We tried hard and even thought of going to the airport and handing our fliers to backpackers arriving into Oz. Unfortunately, despite our efforts day one ended with no calls and a sleepless night with lots to think about.

Day 2 was the start of a crazy Sam and Chris day. Our of bed by 8am, turned the key to the ignition and...rum rum.......rum.....nothing! The battery was flat even though we were sure we hadn;t left anything on.
We grabbed the yellow bearded smoking bin man to help us jump start the car & luckerly it started so we drove the drab streets of Cairns for 2 hours to charge the battery. Just as we parked up a dealer from Travellers Autobarn approached us and told us that he'd love to have our van on his forecourt so if we had any trouble selling her he'd make us an offer. He confirmed that competition was tough and that he'd had 5 backpers that morning wanting him to take their cars, but ours was the best he's seen in quite a while. Our eyes and our spirits lit up at the flattery until he told us what he'd pay, he offered $1500! That was $2700 less than our o.n.o. asking price.
We began to feel less pumped about the sale and deteriorated further when we realised that as fast as we put our posters up, someone was tearing them down. We spoke to other sellers that told us it was common and was happenning to them also, which meant that they had to spend the whole day replenishing their posters several times!
Shortly after a dealer confided that another dealer "a short french man" (again!)was tearing down the posters of the vans he was interested in. His tactic was to get you to drop the price lower and lower until just before your flight and then at the last minute he calls and offeres to buy it for peanuts (git!).

Deciding we had to make the van more attractive we headed for the motor registry to add 6 months registration to it. But when we went to start the car..rum rum....rum...nothing again!!!!A friendly Ozzie helped jump start her but it was still really embarrassing to break down opposite the notiboard with our FOR SALE sign.
Frustration got the better of us, we decided Cairns wasn;t for us and that we should soon start the 2500 kilometre journey back to Sydney in the morning. Having spent $300 on the registration and $70 on a new battery we where further from our goal, and closer to tears.
We gave up for the day and went back to our muddy campsite to eat reheated spag bowl. Whilst waiting for the food to heat on low we noticed two french guys (AGAIN!)laughing by the stove. When I smelt burning I realised what they thought was so funny, they had turnned to knob to high, food was burnt, they sniggered, we ate sandwiches.
Decision firmly made, Cainrs had beatten us so we'd set the alarm for 6am and head South to try our luck there. We felt glum, and after watching sreamy scenes of London in Love Actually we felt like we wanted a day at home (for the first time).

Suddenly half way through Australian Big Brother...brrrring brrrringgg...the phone rings!
It's a swiss gusy that wants to view that van tonight outside a club, so one hour later we'd worked our magic and sold the van for $4100!!!
That's $500 more than we'd paid for it in the first place, and just to put things into perspective in terms of what a high it was, this means that our accomodation in Oz for 2 and a half months only cost us 300 pounds! We can spend an awful lot longer on the slopes in NZ and South America now.
HOW lucky are we??!!*#GET IN!
The beers and the G&T's flowed last night, and we had the first meal out since Cafe Sydney 2 months ago.

'AVE IT!

Mr & Mrs Jam in SOLD HEAVEN

Sunday, May 14, 2006

ARRIVED IN CAIRNES!

We finally made it! We arrived yesterday after an epic 700km drive from Airlie Beach. The celebrations were short lived when we reaslised what a dump Cairnes was. Today we are going to check out our chances of selling the van, and look into so Liveaboard dive trips. Not sure how much luck we are going to have selling the van, but we may end up having to drive it back down to Sydney in a few days time. Wish us luck.
Chris & Sam

Happy Birthday Auntie Maggie

Sorry I'm a few days late, we couldn't log onto the net on Friday and we have been driving up the coast since then. I reckon you'll forgive me though. Hope you had a great day. Its great that you are reading the blog and we love to get your comments. Looking forward to a Sunday tea reunion when we get back. Hopefully I wont get as drunk as on my leaving party. Keep reading so that I don't have to bore you all when we return.
Lots of Love
Chris & Sam

Welcome to Sleazebreeze


During our time in Airlie Beach we stayed at a camp site called Seabreeze, after a few days we found out why the locals name it Slezebreeze. Despite it's beautiful natural surroundings, it's the kind of park where mulleted black baggy t-shirt wearing women sit on the throne and light up a fag despite the bold font 1000 sign forbidding it. There are a few travellers but most of it's residents have made a home of Sleazebreeze for many months and swagger around it with the attitude and attire that one might in their own lounge. The 2nd night Chris was waiting for me to come out of the smoky toilet block (I made him come with me this time) when a (mulleted) hill billy started on him for standing quietly and waiting. This is how the conversation went:
Hill Billy: "Are you steelin food or somethin?" He says whilst reaching into one of the 50 year old fridges.
Chris: "Nope"
Hill Billy: "Well someone's been steelin' around here..stealin' food n things" His voice slightly louder.
Chris: "Alright" In a totally neutral way that says he's not going to get dragged into this.
Hill Billy stares at him for a minute with wild drugged up eyes and continues "I don't care how big you are I'll bust you up mate!"
Chris shrugs and says "Alright".
At this point I come out of the toilets (having heard the whole thing)at which the Hill Billy says a little softer (but not much) "I know your waiting for your lady friend (the penny drops that Chris's isn't just loitering without purpose) but there's weirdos hanging round"
At which Chris's reply is once more "Alright".
We walk off and that's the end of it luckerly.
Then in the middle of the night a campervan pulls up right up close to us, which I find suspicious. I hear a couple of french men talking and Chris notices that they keep going to the toilets, or so we thought. For the whole night I felt uneasy and couldn't sleep too well, I try to convince myself that the reason the french have turned up so late is to avoid paying the camp fees but I still feel odd and have a dark feeling.
When we wake up the next morning they have gone as I expected, but what I didn't notice straight away was that our coolbox and our body board which we had left outside has gone missing. We'd been robbed, and most likely but the French guys, the Hill Billy was right.
The rest of the day I thought about how much I wanted to nail the french guys and how low they where for stealing , yet alone from other travellers. We had a dull day waiting for the car to have repairs to pass it's MOT and loitering in Big W and Woolworths, and the hole day I bubbled away thinking about the french guys.
That evening Chris and I went looking for them in town, we searched every car park and some of the caravan parks but couldn't find them. That night I bobbie trapped some of our things so that if they came back for more I could catch them red handed. Fortunately or unfortunately they didn't come back. It's been 3 days since this happen and I'm slowly getting over it, but God help them if I ever see them again!
The moral of the story don't judge people by their haircuts, mulleted people aren't necessarily thiefs.

Ocean Rafting


Everyone off the Dream Catcher met up for a few drinks in a bar in Airlie Beach. There was a raffle, and Sam and I won free tickets worth $200 to go 'Ocean Rafting' around the Whitsundays. Not being sure what Ocean Rafting was we rocked up at the harbour on Friday and jumped into a big inflatable dingy. A 500 Bhp inflatable dingy! It was awesome, again the weather was bad and the waves massive. A crazy Aussie guy hurtles you around the whitsundays to see in 6 hours what took us 3 days on the sailing boat. These pictures were taken where the water was flat in a bay. It was impossible to take photos when it was rough. The whole boat would lift out of the water so you could here both engines scream, it was wicked. I had this smile plastered over my face for the whole 6 hours.
Sam was a little more shaken (literally, she couldn't eat when we stopped for lunch as her hands were shaking so much). She described it as being on a rollercoaster ride but not for 30 seconds - 6 hours !
We both had a great day, and well deserved after spending 2 days sat in a mechanics office, and crusing the isles of Woolworths waiting for the van to pass its Road Worthy test.

Wednesday, May 10, 2006

STOOPID....

The van is only 3rd party (no fire, no theft) insured. When we leave it in a dodgy area, or for long periods of time I cleverly reach into the engine and pull the plug from the battery to the engine. This ensures any stoopid idiot who tries to steal it will think flat battery and run away.
We returned from our Fraser trip and hopped in the van, which was parked at our hostel to make the epic 1000km trip north to Airlie Beach. I turn the key and rum, rum, rum......nothing. Again. Rum, rum....nothing. Again, rum.....nothing...BUMMER the battery is flat!
I jump out and push the van out of its parking space and into a good starting position for a bump start. After understandably failing twice to bump start an automatic, I grab a local teenage dirty bag to help me push the van back to starting position. He abliges, then skates off.
I spot the cleaner who I run over to and am surprised to find she has no jump leads on her. However, being a friendly Aussie, Joyce, the cleaner rushes off to find help. 2 minutes later the gardener rocks up and searches his 'ute' for leads. Nothing. Meanwhile Joyce is in her car starting the 10 minute round trip home to fetch her jump leads.
While we are waiting, the hostel owner Andre from South Africa gets on the phone to Greg the head of maintenance, then stands and chats to us for 10 minutes while waiting for Greg, and Joyce.
10 minutes pass and they both arrive at the same time. Greg who has driven to the local 4WD rental company to borrow some leads fetches his Toyota Minibus to run the leads to. Finding the battery covered , he rushes to get a screwdriver and remove a few metal plates on his van. He then inspects my battery and notes that the negative connection is loose, and the battery needs some water.
Deciding this may be the problem he runs off to fetch the garden hose. He spends the next 10 minutes carefully filling my battery and tightening connections etc....
The time has come to jump start the car. Greg starts his Toyota and we wait for 3 minutes for the charge to cross. I turn the key in my ignition, again, rum, rum....nothing. We wait another 3 minutes and try again. Nothing. We both look perplexed, and start discussing the options of him towing me to a mechanics. My stomach has sunk thinking our van is dead.
Its at this point I look down to see a flailing cable. The same cable i so cleverly unplugged 3 days before to stop some stoopid idiot starting the engine. Oh no, how do you explain this? After 2 minutes of mumbling, grunting, uuming, and arhing the crowd of slightly annoyed but still amused Aussies waves off the stoopid pommey and his wife in thier now re-wired van.
So next time you do something stoopid. Think of me and won't feel so bad.

Tuesday, May 09, 2006

Wet & Wild Whitsunday


When we looked forward to our trip we envisaged Sun bathing on deck, sipping wine while slowly cruising the Whitsunday islands. We were wrong. We ended up with something even better. The storm clouds where in and blowing a consistent 25 knots, the Dreamcatcher refound her roots as a round the World Ocean racer. We hurtled accross the sea leaning at a 45 degree angle holding on for our lives as the skipper shouted instructions to tighten sheets, crank winches, and even steer as he sheeted in the main sail to reach top speed. It was awsome!

We spent the days racing the 62 foot yatch between the Island, and the evenings we spent in the outstanding sheltered bays sat on deck under the brightest moon imaginable drinking beer and wine with the 12 other crew, to toasts of "here's to living the dream".

We also snorkelled over coral reefs and swam alongside giant sea turtles. We ate like Kings and were weighted on hand and foot.
It had to be one of the most exhilarating and relaxing experiences we've ever had.
The Dreamcatcher was increadible with her 4 massive sails, pristine deck, and wooden interior. We know that we chose the best yatch to cruise the Whitsundays in.

We owe the best three days in Oz to Ruth and John who brought us the trip for our wedding.
Cheers guys!
Chris and Sam xx

Saturday, May 06, 2006

Whitsunday Island Sailing

For a wedding present my awesome sister bought Sam and I a sailing trip around the Whitsunday Islands on this yaght.

We sail on Sunday and return on Tuesday. So will take loads of shots and hopefully bring some cool stories back to tell, although I think we will mostly be dong nothing but sun baking and snorkling. I'm not allowing myself at the Helm of this boat... it looks too expensive.

Fraser Frollicks


We just got back from our 3 day safari in Fraser Island, which is like a bit sandpit for adults to play like children in. A group of 9 of us where entrusted with a rather nice 4X4, some camping gear, supplies and booze and off we went on Tuesday morning.

One of our main worries was that we'd end up lumbered with a bunch of idiots or weirdos in our group, and that it would be just like Big Brother. As it happenned we couldn' have asked for a better group, Chris must have been particularly pleased to be surrounded by 7 females! As for me...it could have been my worse nightmare, but these girls (and the one other guy) where soooooooo LOVELY!!!
The group was made up of 3 Sweedish girls, 1 Swiss girl, 2 girls from London, an Irish lad and the two of us.
Everybody bent over backwards to contribute and help out and we had the best time together.
Apart from the obvious thrill and fun of driving on sand (and getting bogged down about 10 times)we saw some beautiful things, here are a few:

Lake Wabby: When Lou Lou (one of the Sweedish girls) saw the lake she said "What a funky colour!!" . It's bright green and had loads of cat fish swimming around it, and it is slowly being engulfed by sand, so despite being told not to, we had to run down the dune and jump in the lake (which was v shallow and resulted in bum bruises but a lot of laughter).

Eli Creek: A fresh water creek with a white sandy bottom and the cleanest water I've ever seen, we walked all the way down it.

Indian heads: A view point up a mountain where you can see stunning scenery and watch the sherks, rays and turtles in the torquise water below. It's breath taking and it makes you which you could get in the water on the beach (apart from when you see a bull shark or a hammer head!!!).

Champagne Pool: A huge natural rock pool, when you sit on the ledge closest to where the waves break they create a big puddle of foamy fizzy water in the rock pool, it feels like having a bath in Champagne...unfortunately it doesn't taste like it.

Lake MacKenzie: HEAVEN! Fine white sand that you can clean your jewellry in, and crystal clear fresh water. It's so pure and perfect, it was a real highlight of the trip.

Luckerly we only saw one sanke from afar, but were told that there was a brown snake that goes out deliberately to attack and was being looked for by the rangers because it had been in camp but gone missing recently - yuck!
We didn't see any of the famous dingoes but maybe we where being too loud playing Sweedish drinking games.

If you ever come over this neck of the woods Fraser Island is an absolute must, it was Fantastic!

Sam

Monday, May 01, 2006

Off To Fraser

We have arrived in Hervey Bay, ready to start our 3 day 4WD self drive camping safari in Fraser Island.
We have checked into our hostel but managed to wangle a private room, avoiding having to talk to other people for a few more hours.
Our new introverted selfs are a bit nervous at having to finally socialise with `the others` for a few days.
Wish us luck. Will return with many stories to tell.
Chris & Sam