Team Sweden

I have been diving (yes i know, diving diving, diving...talk about something else Chris..) with 'Team Sweden' for the past 6 days. They are a crazy bunch of Swedes who love burning things, have millions of funny Swedish drinking songs, and stupid games which if you are unaware of you find yourself in deep trouble.
For Example
Dornoff:
If you burp or trump in public without immediatley saying the word 'Safe' they shout 'Dornoff' then start hitting you untill you run off to find and touch a door knob. This is quite difficult on the beach or on a boat.

Underwater:
Today on the Nitogen Narcosis 30m dive, we are all knelt down doing sums at the bottom of the ocean (See above post), when out comes a bright yellow cuddly toy called 'Yellow Guy', everyone immediatley nearly chokes to death on sea water. He swam with us for the next 5 minutes.
Later on in a 2nd dive, we are doing navigation techniques, which means 2 of you swim off into the blue, use your compass to find your way back. Dunk, and Stopher appear out of the mist holding up a massive white sheet with 'TEAM SWEDEN FOR THE WIN' written in huge letters. Again everyone nearly dies of sea water.

Great Guys, we plan to meet up with them in Oz, that is if we all ever leave this place.
I know they will read this so hi to 'Crumbles', 'Stopher' and 'Dunk'!!
Holloerrrroor
Chris