Oxygen Deprevation + Nitrogen Narcosis = A Bad day for Chris

Nitrogen Narcosis:
A unexplained phenomenom where by when a scuba diver decends to 30 meters or below the following symptoms occur:
Inappropiate Behaviour.
Lack of regard for Safety.
Inability to solve problems.
Dizziness.
Lack of coordination.

Does this remind you of anything?

Oxygen Deprivation:
A common phenomenom, the effects of which are wide ranging and seen by many if not all of my friends. Examples include:
Removal of Harrys front teeth.
Steph in a industrial tumble dryer.
Accident involving boat.
Other general incidents.

Tommorrow I will Qualify as an Advanced Diver
As you have probably already guessed, this involves me decending to 30 m below sea level. I have a buddy who is aware of the above equation and is prepared with a straight jacket.
The reason why most of us continue on to our Advanced Course is so that we are allowed to dive to 30 m and experience Nitrogen Narcosis, it is apparently wicked fun, and you don't get a hangover!! Anytime you feel to 'drunk' you just rise above the 30 m mark.
I will tell you all what happens tomorrow.
Sam and I have plans to build a bar which we lock people in and pressurise to 30 m below Sea Level (4 bar pressure). No hangover drunkeness! Perfect.

Laters
Chris

P.S Harry check out my comment to you on the post 'Sorry mom and Dad'
Ruth check out my comment on 'Europe Rocks'.