Beaches Are Best When...

Beaches are best when it's a grey overcast day, a little windy and cold, when there is nobody else on the beach apart from you in a big fat coat. It was just like that yesterday when we hired two pink girls bikes with only the front brakes working and cycled to the beach, we walked for 1 hour on the beach, then had a few beers in a empty beach bar.
Perfect.

I think there may be lots of people who disagree with this, and say beaches are best when hot. I put it down to going on hoilday to a beach in Exmouth (Devon) called Sandy Bay for the first 14 years of my life, where it was pretty much always wet and grey.
I reckon Harry is on my side, and i know Simon C is, but Alex, Adil, and Sam are hot beach people.