I'm a celebrity, GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!!

Oh Dear! Just had a few Hoi Beers, that's draft beer for 6p in the streets of Hanoi, dangerous!!! They we went to a restaurant recommended in the Lonely Planet, which so far have been great recomendations, though this time I think they got it a bit wrong. I am sure that someone had a shave in my food tonight as I kept finding lots of little hairs (the type you'd find in a Gillette Match III) mmmm.... I think if any of my spanish relatives came here they would die of starvation you see because when you need to go to the loo you often need to walk through the kitchen (yeah I know!!) and...well walking throught the kitchen tonight (luckerly after my hairy dinner) reminded me a little of the TV show "I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here".
Now there's a point to this story because Chris and I have been wanting to do something interactive with you guys, so it reminded us of a brilliant idea we had a few days ago which went something like.."Why don't we tell our friends and family about the things you can have to eat in Vietnam and then get them to vote on what local delicacies we should sample?"

So that's what this entry is about (conveniently at Christmas so hopefully not too many people will vote), here are the options, please us the comments to vote on what you think our Christmasey feast should be spiced up with:

Option 1 :Frogs legs
(Neither of us have tried them and despite people saying they taste like chicken....they look pretty slimy to us!)

Option 2 : Woof woof!
Yeah there's dog on sale just round the corner in the market. According to the Vietnamese it's good luck top eat in in the second half of the lunar month - so lucky us if you vote for this one! Chris says he will give dogs a knowing and masterful look from now on if he knows he has eaten one (as a psychologist I'm slightly perturbed by his illusions of grandieur).

Option 3: Snake
But not just any snake, oh no, why not have it brought alive to your table and then they can pour it's blood into a goblet so you can drink it(aparently it makes you strong but don;t even bother voting for this one, I'll just stage it, there's no way I'd do it!)

Option 4: Sauce made of refined insect semen
It's a dipping sauce. I think the title says it all. It is what it is ok.

Option 5: Chicken
Ooooh this is a dangerous option! You can't even get eggs here at breakfast because of bird flu, it's that bad! You can vote for it but it'll be on your conscious if we die!!!

Option 6: A whole crab
It's called soft shell crab and you can have the whole thing in batter or breadcrumbs, just imagine those little black eyes staring sadly at us though.

Option 7: Cake filled with meat
All I'm saying is...if you love us you'll vote for this one! Disgusting but I think I can do it.

The rules: a) no annonymous votes will be counted, b) we WILL do it and post a photo evidence for your entertainment c) remember we know where you live AND it's the season of good will.

Love you all LOTS!!!!!

Spam and Crisp

P.S. Be kind x