Two Funny Stories
Story One:
I only ever thought it happened in movies.... one night in Buenos Aires we had all been drinking at the hostel before going out at about 3am. Three Irish girls had been drinking with us, none of our group knew them, but we invited them out to the bar.
As soon as we step into the street they turn into crazed maniacs singing at the top of their voices some wierd gaelic songs. Everybody else is clearly a little embarrased and we start to walk a bit faster putting some distance between us and the girls. The street we are walking down is full of high rise residential blocks. Suddenly, BOOM, SPLASH someone has thrown a bucket of water over Sam and Tony!. Nobody knew whether to laugh. The Irish girls had obviously woken some people up who are well trained in noise disturbance. Sam got the brunt of it dispite the fact she was the only one not to have a drop to drink.
The girls shut up singing and soon after had to go home early to be sick.
We saw the funny side of it as Sam dried off in the bar.
Story Two:
In Buzios we were staying in a very chilled hostel/house, the owner of which was a very spiritual hippy pot smoking old Brazilian lady. The hostel was empty apart from us and after a day on the beach we came home to relax for an hour before going for dinner. When we had showered and changed, I open our bedroom door to leave and I hear a scream from the adjacent room, the lounge. I react by letting out a similar yelp. I´m curious to know what I yelped at and pop my head round the corner, only to see our hostel owner stood naked with a pot of wax in one hand and a waxing strip in the other. She screams, I scream, we are both screaming just staring at each other. I eventually react and dart back into my room. Then burst into laughter.
Next morning she is really cool and comes to talk to us at breakfast and acts like nothing happened, but I cant help but see her naked in my head.
Chris
I only ever thought it happened in movies.... one night in Buenos Aires we had all been drinking at the hostel before going out at about 3am. Three Irish girls had been drinking with us, none of our group knew them, but we invited them out to the bar.
As soon as we step into the street they turn into crazed maniacs singing at the top of their voices some wierd gaelic songs. Everybody else is clearly a little embarrased and we start to walk a bit faster putting some distance between us and the girls. The street we are walking down is full of high rise residential blocks. Suddenly, BOOM, SPLASH someone has thrown a bucket of water over Sam and Tony!. Nobody knew whether to laugh. The Irish girls had obviously woken some people up who are well trained in noise disturbance. Sam got the brunt of it dispite the fact she was the only one not to have a drop to drink.
The girls shut up singing and soon after had to go home early to be sick.
We saw the funny side of it as Sam dried off in the bar.
Story Two:
In Buzios we were staying in a very chilled hostel/house, the owner of which was a very spiritual hippy pot smoking old Brazilian lady. The hostel was empty apart from us and after a day on the beach we came home to relax for an hour before going for dinner. When we had showered and changed, I open our bedroom door to leave and I hear a scream from the adjacent room, the lounge. I react by letting out a similar yelp. I´m curious to know what I yelped at and pop my head round the corner, only to see our hostel owner stood naked with a pot of wax in one hand and a waxing strip in the other. She screams, I scream, we are both screaming just staring at each other. I eventually react and dart back into my room. Then burst into laughter.
Next morning she is really cool and comes to talk to us at breakfast and acts like nothing happened, but I cant help but see her naked in my head.
Chris
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