Comm Games

We are back in Melbourne to watch some commonwealth games. We have tickets for the Rugby 7s this afternoon, were we are going to shout loudly, drink VB, and eat meat pie with dead horse sauce (a tradition apparently).

We didn't watch the opening ceremony but all the Aussies are dying of embarrasment about some duck and Koala with breasts. Did anyone see it, what is it all about, the radio won't shut up about it,....they think they are the laughing stock of the world..

Please explain.

P.S The poor kid that had to dress up as the duck doesnt know what hit him!