Banghot Day 1

I wore a 3 piece morning suit in 40 degree heat in Spain when i got married, and was no where near this hot !! We arrived yesterday, after a shocking night on the aeroplane, i stayed sober wanting to know if longhaul felt any better sober. It doesn't. We then spent 2 hours at immigation, then nearly died 3 times in the taxi. We are staying in Shanti Lodge, its pretty cool.
We went to the tourist office this morning to book ourselves onto the nearest beach a.s.a.p. We are going to Ko Samet (small island) on 16th for Sams birthday, and staying there for 11 days before coming back to Bangkok for 1 night to pick up Visas then on the overnight sleeper train to Chaing Mai.
I am in a dodgy intenet cafe on the Khosan road having a beer while Sam is getting a peddicure, manicure, and massage. ณงทาดิดิดเ กักิกมแ% กิกอ. ท่ **** knows what happened there! You can't see the english keys on this keyboard, i've found out 5 years working with computers was useful for something, as it turns out i can touch type.
I did't bring the right clothes. I am wearing Sams flipflops and some long trousers and no pants. Not good. Seriously though i can't get over how hot it is, it stinks alot aswell, I haven`t drank any snakes blood yet, but I'm doing that tonight after i have taken am top some Thai boxing.
Went on two wicked tuk tuk rides.
Going to Grand Palace tomorrow, and i think that will take all my effort so may have to just sit and drink beer afer that.
Anyway, hope you all are enjoying your Monday. Hahaahhahahhh (endless laughter). Hi to Marge & Farge - sorry haven`t rung will this do?
Laters Peeps
Over and out.
I must really smell by now.
Chris